One of those days...

... has this ever happened to you, where you are out and about and you see some woman out of the corner of your eye, and thats not really your deal, but she is looking kinda fine, rocking some hot side boob and all... and you think to yourself, these scissors don't cut that way, but damn, if I were to ever scissor up a bitch, it would be that fine piece of over there... so you turn to fully check her out, because why not, and then you realize that the fine piece you've spied is actually your reflection in a shop window... and then you giggle and wink at your reflection... ug, that's the kinda day I've had... !