So I was at the Blockbuster last night and I was feeling a little naughty, so, on a lark, I went and checked out the "Adult" section. I was amazed at how large the section was, being the entire second floor of the store, it doubled their video capacity!
I was having a good laugh at some of the titles. I swear, how fun would it be to be titler of pornography titles! Anywho, I was just kinda walking down the aisles amusing myself when I spied something very curious. I paused, and there, staring back at me from the cover, was my hairdresser Mary F! Ejacula II: The Red Tide Comes In, starring Mary Fucksalotta. I knew that Fucksalotta HAD to be a pseudonym. I picked up the video and scrutinized the picture. There was no mistaking it, it WAS Mary F!
I frantically searched the rest of the titles, and I discovered that Mary has indeed starred in 242 other films! I was shocked! Who knew that somebody could lead such a secret life! I always knew that she was a little easy, and I really wasn't that surprised when I heard she had started to work in the Valley. So many clues, and I never though to put them together...
