Now that ad is for some mascara that sorta makes a joke on men's packages [junk, bulges, man meat, sock monkeys... you catch my drift], and to connect the dots, the men keep the mascara in their pants to give the illusion of length, which is what mascara does to eyelashes, get it? Its a joke. Anywho, Its not an awesome ad, its just kinda silly middle of the road mildly clever. But then I read some of the comments, granted not all were negative, but by the reaction of some people you'd think that it was porno!
"That was....horrific."
"Try explaining that ad to your 6 year old!"
Bitch why are you showing this to your six year old... hold on while I flag you and call social services...
... Okay, I'm back, so the point of my rant is, society needs to stop being all uppity about the fact that men have junk in the front. Girls, just stop being squicked out by peen.
"I can't! Its so threatening and aggressive!" I can hear some bitch protest. Well bitch, its a dick, not a gun. Sure it could shoot yer eye out if you aren't careful, but the most you'll need is a tissue. Long story short, we've been told for years that women's bodies are gorgeous and beautiful and that we should paint and embrace our vaginas, while conversely, men need to make sure that they hide their shame behind unflattering underwear and board shorts because "ew"... well damn it, its like to erase that double standard, because there ain't nothing wrong with the sight of a guy at the beach sporting in a Speedo.
There isn't anything inherently "offensive" about a wang, we just need to stop being all puritanical about it... Trust, the vag isn't exactly the beautiful blooming flesh flower that Georgia O'Keeffe would lead us to believe... its more like a gash with a Sarlacc Pit in the middle... and believe me, my Boba Fett action figure has got some stories!
So lets just dance this shit out like this guy... ain't no shame in his game!
