Do you ever wonder if hipsters, like, use a USRobotics dial-up 56K modem to download their porn? Like, do they totally troll Flea Markets and indoor swap meets to try and score one of those AOL free trial CDs. Or even for the super sleutly ones, a Prodigy disc. Or maybe even the super hardcore ones don't even use the interwebs, but they have a finely curated collection of Beta cassettes from the early 80's that they pilfered from the basement of that video store in Silverlake. Prized videoed with big hair both upstairs and down there... Sure, they could go even further back with some 8mm film reels, but that would be too easy. A truly dedicated hipster needs that extra little challenge, so it would be video all the way!
... makes you think...
