Tuesday, July 3, 2012

My Two Cents: Annie Lennox

In light of the quote unquote "news" of Anderson Coopers coming out yesterday [I say quote unquote just to emphasize my sarcasm on the obvious that is in fact, not news, I prolly didn't need to say the quote unquote and just left it as "news" but I really wanted to drive that point home]... so yeah, in light of the "news" yesterday, I think it's high time that Annie Lennox, of Annie Lennox fame, finally comes out of the proverbial closet.

Now I'm not saying she is a lez or anything. I'm speaking of a different closet. It's time that the real Annie Lennox reveled herself as the proud Black Woman that she really is! I don't know who this White bitch they've been serving up for years is, but the jig is up! I'm on a crusade to wake the world up and show that she has been "Reverse Milli Vanilling" us for YEARS!  


  
My evidence is simple. If you have ever heard Annie Lennox sing, you know there is no way that voice is coming out of some White Bitch. I mean, listen to this shit [I chose this video to prove my point that any White Bitch could have been used... incidentally, why didn't Janeway and Chakotay ever sex each other up?]... : Walking on Broken Glass

There is too much soul there, ain't no way that girl is white.  Still doubt me, then give this one a listen: Ghost in My Machine

I rest my case. There is no way that Annie Lennox is a White Girl. I've got no ill will to that adorable little scamp that they've been carting out to us all these years. I mean that’s some dedication, she's kept that illusion up since those early gingery "Sweet Dreams" days... but come on Annie, it's time to drop the charade... !

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