... humor can be a little alien...

Secret Taco...

So apparently its NATIONAL TACO DAY... or so says El Torito... ! 

Huzzah! I mean who doesn't love a free taco... so how does one score a free taco from El Torito? Just whisper "Secret Taco" to the server... ... what in the who now?! Maybe its just me... but if I'm whispering "Secret Taco" to anyone I expect to be lead through a dark alley into a backroom where a selection of freshly trafficked Taiwanese Lady Boys will be presented for me to choose from.

Lawrd, child, I would have LOVED to been sitting on the marketing meeting where this was developed. Picture it: California. A conference room filled with old white men.

Old Generic White Business Man #1 "Lets put an ad in the 'Pennysaver!'"  

Old Generic White Business Man #2 "No, no, I've got it, lets have a printable coupon."

Old Generic White Business Man #3 "Don't be ridiculous, lets just save time and have them say 'secret taco.'" 

All of the interns snicker, "Crispy or soft!?"

Old Generic White Business Man #3 "We'll give them the option."

o.0

Well, I'd certainly would prefer NOT to have my Secret Taco Crispy... ouch...! I definitely plan on spending the rest of today whispering "Secret Taco" to people and just see where the day takes me... Taiwanese Lady Boys? SNAKE EYES!